Watch: Gilbert Gottfried Reads from ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

I consider my estimation of Gilbert Gottfried to come in two distinct phases: before The Aristocrats and after it. Never before his rendition of the comedian’s standby shaggy-dog story have the words "But I digress" been used to better comic effect. And now, we have Gottfried contributing memorably to the ongoing–can we call it a conversation?–cultural moshing over Sam Taylor-Wood’s film Fifty Shades of Grey, based on E.L. James’ masterly tome, by the grace and generosity of College Humor. Behold.