STEVEN BOONE: Terrorism is stupid

STEVEN BOONE: Terrorism is stupid

By Steven Boone
Press Play Contributor

Terrorism is plain stupid. I reaffirmed this belief halfway into If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front, a documentary chronicling the titular organization’s rise and fall. It’s one thing to protest in the streets, sit down in front of bulldozers and stage direct “actions” to draw media attention to a particular issue; it’s another thing entirely to commit violent crimes with the same ends in mind. But did the Earth Liberation Front actually perpetrate any terrorism? Their 1200 or so “incidents,” as a lawyer representing some members calls them, resulted in zero deaths or injuries (other than maybe a booboo sustained while vaulting a fence before the cops came). The violence was restricted to private property.

But the crimes covered in this film were prosecuted in the wake of 9/11, when its principal subject, radical environmental activist-arsonist Daniel McGowan, found himself branded a terrorist in the media and on trial. “I think people look at my case and think, ‘What if that motherf**ker burned down my house?'” he says in the film. “They think it’s just a bunch of young crazies walking around with gas cans, lighting shit on fire and that pisses them off.”

“These facilities” were the offices of park rangers, loggers, an SUV dealership and a horse slaughterhouse. In the ’90s and ’00s, the E.L.F. targeted a range of businesses and organizations it saw as powerful agents of environmental destruction. The members were mostly very young protestors radicalized by brutal police response. Footage of cops beating and pepper-spraying non-violent activists who refuse to disperse does resemble classic civil rights/counterculture tumult. (Scenes of confrontation with loggers, from an E. L.F.-made documentary ostensibly shot in the mid-90s, look as if they could have been shot in the late ’60s.) This was a classic, bright-eyed, idealistic strain of the environmental movement, led by resourceful twenty-somethings.

You can read the rest of Steven’s piece here at the Chicago Sun-Times.

Steven Boone is a film critic and video essayist for Fandor and Roger Ebert’s Far Flung Correspondents. He writes a column on street life for Capital New York and blogs at Big Media Vandalism.

RECAP: BREAKING BAD, Season 4, Episode 9: “Bug”

RECAP: BREAKING BAD, Season 4, Episode 9: “Bug”

EDITOR'S NOTE: The following contains spoilers for Breaking Bad season 4, episode 9. Read at your own risk.

By Matt Zoller Seitz
Press Play Contributor

If there were any doubt that Breaking Bad was an amazingly confident series, the first sequence of tonight's episode sealed it. Clocking in at 37 seconds, and boasting just seven shots, I'm pretty sure it's the shortest of the AMC drama's stylish teaser openings. It was brilliant not just for the anticipatory questions it provokes — Did Walt get beaten up? Did he murder someone? Where is he? — but for its economy.

The rest of the episode was written, directed and acted in the same spirit. It was terse but never felt rushed. Not a scene, line or frame was wasted. And throughout, there were little stylistic flourishes that linked the episode's main story to the teaser, particularly the shots with foreground elements in focus and the background blurry (the cactus framing Walt's vehicle as he and Hank drove; the flower in Skyler's office at the car wash). The script, by Moira Walley-Beckett and Thomas Schnauz, was a model of classical structure. A leads to B leads inevitably to C, yet always leaves room (in next week's episode, or in the season finale, or perhaps in the fifth and last season) for some presumably horrendous final reckoning.

You can read the rest of Matt's recap here at Salon.com.

A critic, journalist and filmmaker, Matt Zoller Seitz is the staff TV columnist for Salon.com and the founder of Press Play.

GREY MATTERS: Union Square 9-11-01

GREY MATTERS: Union Square 9-11-01

By Ian Grey
Press Play contributor

It’s messing me up to write this. Then again it might be worse not to write it. But then again it’s in the nature of these 9-11 pieces to injure, so what the hell. It’s not like I can escape. Right off, I need to acknowledge that no matter how damaging the attack and the slow poison of its aftermath were for me, others had it far, far worse and in ways people who are not New Yorkers never hear about.

At the same time, I’ll be damned if I’m going to under-sell how much I hate the fact of this monster’s teeth still digging into my own hidden injuries, even after a decade.  But like all people in the ‘at-risk’ category—before 9-11 I was already being treated for bipolar disorder and PTSD—I have to be vigilant. To block out TV. Especially news. Avoid most websites. Make certain not to even glance at the front pages of the Daily News, Post and Times.

Even then, triggers are everywhere. They’re in the hole in the skyline downtown. They’re in the sky, with every plane a potential invader, seen through my eyes seen as in a movie, in shaky cam and zoom-ins of ratcheting panic.  As the day gets closer so does the black dog of depression. I isolate with movies: Spaceballs, Margaret Cho: Beautiful, Louis CK: Chewed Up, The Iron Giant, the Anna Faris comedy Smiley Face—three times. My love of fashion is a bone-deep need for beauty — beauty for its own holy sake. It fights a bottomless, ghastly, ugliness. And so I glut myself on couture cinema, on Valentino: The Last Emperor, Seamless and Lady Gaga videos.

Days pass without leaving the house.

But at the same time it’s true that you can’t completely cut out the world without a bone fide panic room, you must respect PTSD as a very patient life-taker. Every New Yorker, with severity increasing with proximity to Ground Zero itself, has experienced varying degrees of: Flashbacks, insomnia, panic attacks, numbness, muscular and skeletal pain, rage, paranoia, guilt, shame and self-blame, migraine, vision disturbances, depression, suicidal ideation and suicide.  

Still, I think there's power in reporting things that bear witness. After all, I’m finally past the point of forced hospitalizations and being doped out on massive anti-psychotics.

Then again, as I write these words, today isn’t anniversary day. But, it's coming.

September 11, 2001

Anyway, this is me, and for me, 9-11 started like a movie.

At 9:15 AM on September 11, 2001, I exited the N train at Union Square in downtown Manhattan and saw hundreds of people standing stock-still and pointing towards the Wall Street area.

Some part of my brain instantly revolted against such intrinsic wrongness—getting hundreds New Yorkers to do anything at once truly is like herding kittens.

At moments like this, you don’t have language. It’s all light-speed fragments: Hundreds of people. A film? SF movie? A Body Snatchers thing with alien doubles ratting out the last real people, pointing, pointing and screaming?

No. Everything was dead silent. There were no cameras. I started moving uptown.

Somebody yelled, “Attack!” and I ran.

There was nobody in the office where I worked as a copywriter. Unattended monitors glowed on screensavers. Window blinds shivered in the wind. Everything was already so On the Beach.  

I saw the first images on my computer. I looked in my wallet. I still had my World Trade Center security ID.

I saw the Towers go down. Half of my clients died in an instant.

Once it was clear my life-partner Keri was safe — she worked in the Con Edison building, a high value terrorist target, I felt the first jack of absolute terror: was something just starting?

At about noon, the first survivors appeared, covered from foot to face in a fine grey dust of compressed cement and god knew what else.

They trudged up Fifth Avenue South, silent in deep shock, still holding bags and brief cases, like they were in The Day After or Threads.

I found Keri and we found an Irish bar. A stout red-eyed woman greeted us silently with free beers just as the third building pancaked and then 9-11 started for Keri as she began to shudder and weep.


Film

As anxiously terrified as I was those first months, I was always tired. Because fear never sleeps.

Like other city compatriots, I’d stare at the 24/7 WTC collapse and Ground Zero imagery, a compulsion that in itself became a sickness of its own. I ate Ativan like candy, drank too much and still suffered panic attacks — ones that had me falling to my knees in strange bathrooms.

At home, Nick Cave’s “No More Shall We Part” was on the CD player for weeks on infinite replay because there are few things more focused than the part of you that catalogues all the minutia that seem connected to your continued survival, no matter how ridiculous.  

Everything was all too much all the time. The armed troops on every subway. False attack warnings. Constant overhead whir of helicopters. The afternoon Keri and I ate lunch as we numbly watched the military swiftly evacuate the park so as to make way for a clunky black bomb squad vehicle straight out of an ‘80s action film. The sound of bagpipes playing "Amazing Grace" mixed with the overhead whir of helicopters. Too much.

So I watched The Big Lebowski. Repeatedly.

What made The Big Lebowski powerful medicine was that it asserted that the most inept, powerless fuck ups would abide and even manage an acid piss on a horrible world. Well, except for Donnie.

But for a while the movies just made things hugely worse.

Because I was also working full time as a film writer, I couldn’t escape those parts of Manhattan where such screenings took place — like Times Square and Midtown — all of them high value terrorist targets .

The first film I wrote about was the Michael Douglas thriller Don’t Say a Word. Everything except for the film itself was unforgettable.

I remember I took a different subway car — one that I usually don’t take for that screening room. I knew that seriously mentally ill people do very poorly with any change from habit. I know now I had joined their ranks. I couldn’t breath, my heart was beating like it had a brain and that brain was on dirty crystal meth. Every slight rumble of cars was rewritten in my mind as the roar of sequenced smart bombs.

Then, during the film, a sad, weird thing.  We see Michael Douglas piloting a skiff over the East River. And then, the Trade Center, standing, intact and…

There’s this remarkable moment in “The Body” episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Buffy has discovered her mother Joyce, dead on couch in the living room. The EMT techs have given up on trying to revive Joyce when suddenly she wakes up and the EMT guy says “It’s a miracle!” and Buffy is suffused with joy and relief.

Until a shock cut reveals this is Buffy’s escape fantasy and Joyce, of course, is still a lifeless body.

That is, I believe, the process behind that happened when the World Trade Center appeared behind Douglas.

The audience applauded wildly, like delighted children, as if this entire week had been a terrible mistake of some kind.

It’s a miracle!

And then reality slammed down like an iron door and everyone became quiet as one.

At the screening of John Dahl’s Joy Ride there was a scene in the film where a car hit a wall and there’s gunfire. It was the first violence anyone had experienced since the attack.

With thousands of us dead a quarter mile away, it was horrible and nauseating, it made me angry at the film, at film, knowing that This what we are to do now. To re-learn how to play ball, cynically, without reaction, in the relentless virtual blood sport that defines American cinema.

I hated my job at this point. I sought out extremes of humanism and beauty wherever I could find them.

I didn’t care that The Man Who Wasn’t There didn’t make much sense, I loved its dedication to being silvery. (And again, sustenance from the supposedly cold Coen brothers. Go figure.)

I fell in love with Tom Twyker’s The Princess and the Warrior, which felt like a cleansing spirit-bath in life-crazy romanticism with a vibrant color palette to match. I was grateful to Catherine Breillat's Fat Girl, to the way it didn’t shy from the cruel quickness of things that was our new verite.


Coney Island Baby

A month or so after 9-11 it became time to get the hell out of Dodge.

For Keri and I, that meant Coney Island. It loomed large in our legend. One of our first dates was seeing Darren Aronofsky’s Requiem for a Dream — that tale of addiction, self-obliteration and delusion on the boardwalks of Coney and Brighton Beach. Hey — what’s not to love?

But Coney Island has another pull. To the low of income and the strange at heart it was a gloriously wrecked magnet to the City’s honestly odd. Even in 2001, Coney still felt like it looked in the film Imitation of Life, a place that age became, the home of America’s final for-real freak show, of the rusted glory of rides like Wonder Wheel, Parachute Drop and the Cyclone.

What we wanted was Coney’s off-season, under-the-radar stillness. We wanted Ruby’s Bar and its deep dark recesses. No terrorist would know Ruby’s, I assured myself, ridiculously.

So, Keri and I and two other friends took the long train to Coney. It was a ghost town that night, with Ruby’s nearly empty. I dropped quarters in the juke and in a gale of cleansing feedback, there came the Jimi Hendrix of Michael Wadleigh’s hippie hagiography, Woodstock, deconstructing the hell out of “The Star-Spangled Banner”, finding something intrinsically, even heroically wrecked in that famously ridiculous melody. Suddenly no music could sound more now than this.

I banged my head softly against the wall as Hendrix ripped truth in barely controlled distortion and nervous breakdown vibrato during the “in the land of the free” part, near the end, where it sounds like Hendrix’s Strat itself in on the verge of madness.

I was so fucking angry! At being so afraid all the time of a smart bomb, another plane crashing, of a subway sarin gas attacks like they suffered in Japan. Of the other shoe falling.

The only solace was watching people play with their dogs at whatever park I could find (I’d spend hours doing this) and in music.

I see me leaning against a cool aluminum listening post at the Virgin Megastore, now a Chase Bank, eyes squeezed closed, listening to The Doves’ “The Last Broadcast”, Low’s “Things We Lost in the Fire” to Johnny Cash’s new one, NIN’s “Hurt”.

But it’s David Bowie, for some time, a downtown New Yorker, and his song, “Sunday”, from his 2001 CD Heathen, that will always summon for me exactly what New York felt like during that first year. The only thing that comes close is Spike Lee’s film, The 25th Hour.

All on-edge loops, halting vocals, and never-resolving chords, “Sunday encapsulates the gluey sense of slow motion panic, of looking into the reflective glass carapace of a skyscraper and wondering if you caught the mirror image of a jetliner flying too low, of the damned sun that was always too bright.

For in truth, it's the beginning of nothing /and nothing has changed/everything has changed

I’m freaking myself out, thinking about this. The black dog’s hungry. Scar tissue forms randomly and imperfectly as parts of you just get a little numb, the slow Novocain of passing time.

But from all this awfulness, I see this glimmer as to why I can finally write this, how I’ve gotten through nine to make it to this tenth celebration of the worst day.

It’s Keri and I, after our night at Ruby's, after sleeping at a skeezy hotel, finding a lawn sale in Brooklyn's Brighton Beach.
She fixates on these two really old tweed suitcases filled with half-century old linens.

She drags them to the immaculate, ocean-wind-cleansed boardwalk. The surf is high.

Even as we’re halfway back to Coney Island she’s still dragging them and I yell, “Why are we doing this?”

And she yells back, “I don’t know!” And “Won’t you help me?”

Ian Grey has written, co-written or been a contributor to books on cinema, fine art, fashion, identity politics, music and tragedy. His column "Grey Matters" runs every week at Press Play.

IN THE CUT: The Dark Knight by Christopher Nolan

IN THE CUT: The Dark Knight by Christopher Nolan

EDITOR'S NOTE: Today, Press Play debuts a new genre of video essay we are calling In The Cut. These video essays will zero in on a crucial scene in a film and they will deconstruct, study and evaluate it for its technical merits and its cinematic effectiveness. Given the recent arguments emanating from this site and others about the state of action filmmaking, Press Play contributor Jim Emerson felt compelled to produce a series of three In The Cut video essays. When taken cumulatively, these commentaries explain once and for all what a successful action sequence looks like and how such a scene should influence the viewer. His forensic analysis of the truck chase from Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight is Part I of these essays. Part II is Phillip Noyce's Salt and Part III is Don Siegel's The Line Up. We have included the full uninterrupted sequence from The Dark Knight so the viewer can compare Jim's analysis with the finished product.

By Jim Emerson
Press Play Contributor

There are plenty of ways to make a movie. There are plenty of ways to make a mess, too. But sometimes when I and fellow critics and moviegoers complain of "incoherence" in modern "snatch-and-grab" movies (particularly action sequences), some people say they don't know what we're talking about. This is an attempt to be very, very specific about why some of us get confused. What it boils down to this: we're actually watching the movie.

When, for example, we're shown someone gazing intently offscreen and there's a cutaway to something else (that appears to be in the vicinity), we assume (having familiarized ourselves with basic cinematic grammar over the years) that we are seeing what they are looking at. But that's not always the case. Why? I don't know. I find many directorial choices in contemporary commercial movies to be sloppy, random, incomprehensible — and indefensible.

This essay takes a long, hard look at roughly the first half of the big car and truck chase sequence from Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight, set on the lower level streets by the Chicago River. It stops, starts, reverses, repeats, slows down… taking the sequence apart shot by shot. The idea is to look at it the way an editor would — but also as a moviegoer does. We notice lapses in visual logic whether our brains register them consciously or not. I found this sequence utterly baffling the first time I saw it, and every subsequent time. At last, I now know exactly why.

Anyone who has participated in the making of a movie, whether a D.I.Y. project or a Hollywood studio picture (I've been involved in both kinds of productions), can tell you about the seemingly insurmountable difficulties of planning, shooting and editing a movie. Surely the use of large IMAX cameras for this segment of The Dark Knight made the filming more of a challenge. Problems that could have been easily fixed on a film with such a huge budget (removing that phantom extra police car with CGI, perhaps) were also no doubt complicated by the IMAX process. And to the filmmakers' credit, they decided against using CGI for the actual stunts, using real vehicles, miniatures and explosions instead.

In the end, however, all that matters, to paraphrase Martin Scorsese, is which pieces of film wind up in the picture and which are left out (intentionally or otherwise). And then, to quote the great actor Sir Edwin (John Cleese) on all those words in Shakespeare's "Hamlet," you've got to get them in the right order.

P.S. If you want to see how this part of the chase sequence appeared in the "Dark Knight" script, click to view these .pdf pages.

In the Cut is presented by Press Play, Scanners and RogerEbert.com. Parts II and III will examine two terrific action sequences — one recent, one older.

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Jim Emerson is a Seattle-based writer, critic, editor, blogger, video essayist, gardener and pedant. He is the founding editor of RogerEbert.com, where he also maintains his blog, Scanners.

SLIDE SHOW: Looking back at the cultural impact of 9/11, part 3

SLIDE SHOW: Looking back at the cultural impact of 9/11, part 3

EDITOR’S NOTE: As the attacks receded and two wars took center stage, pop culture’s response grew more complicated.

By Matt Zoller Seitz
Press Play Contributor

American popular culture after 9/11. This installment covers Sept. 12, 2004, through the end of 2010 — a dense, varied, fast-evolving period that saw authors, filmmakers, TV producers, graphic novelists and other creative minds dealing with the attacks head-on and in metaphor. This was by far the most difficult of the three slide shows to assemble because by the middle of the last decade, the pop culture response had become more entropic and distracted, and it was harder to find works that were only about the attacks themselves; works about the war on terror, the Afghanistan and Iraq occupations, civil liberties and government conspiracy were, in a sense, about 9/11 as well.

This list includes major novels by Ian McEwan, Art Spiegelman, Don DeLillo and Claire Messud, the first publication of the “Loose Change” videos, two metaphor-laden blockbusters by Steven Spielberg, a flood of Hollywood dramas about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and enough documentaries about U.S. foreign policy to keep film buffs’ Netflix queues packed for months. Please add your own selections in the Letters section. I’m keeping a running list of works you thought I should have mentioned in all three editions, and I might add them to an updated version of this project in the future. In fact, the first few entries in this slide show are about important works from 2004 that were omitted in the last slide show, and that readers were kind enough to bring to my attention.

To read Part 3 of Matt’s series, click here.
To read Part 1 of this series, which covers the last three months of 2001, click here. To read Part 2, which covers January 2002 through fall of 2004, click here.

A critic, journalist and filmmaker, Matt Zoller Seitz is the staff TV columnist for Salon.com and the founder of Press Play.

MATT ZOLLER SEITZ: The “Reincarnation” of Futurama

MATT ZOLLER SEITZ: The “Reincarnation” of Futurama

EDITOR'S NOTE: The sci-fi cartoon's season finale spoofs 1930s cartoon shorts, early arcade games and badly dubbed anime.

BY Matt Zoller Seitz
Press Play Contributor

Animation geeks and design buffs shouldn't miss Thursday's sixth-season finale of Futurama (Comedy Central, 10 p.m./9 central). Titled "Reincarnation," it's an anthology episode that re-imagines the series in three radically different modes: 1930s black-and-white animation, early, early arcade videogames, and anime from the '70s and '80s. This modest but brilliant show from David X. Cohen and Matt Groening has always been as pop culture history-conscious as Groening's better-known The Simpsons, but this episode takes that obsession to a new level. Packed with Easter egg-style visual gags, it's an orgy of nostalgia and visual invention, so densely imagined that it demands repeat viewings.

The first installment, "Colorama," is ostensibly about dimwit Fry's attempt to pulverize a comet made of a precious material called Dimonium so that he can use a tiny piece of it to make an engagement ring for his beloved Leela. But the segment is really a tribute to early theatrical shorts — the kind that were scored with wall-to-wall perky swing music and had all the characters bouncing in time to the rhythm. Fry, Leela, Bender, Zoidberg, Farnsworth, Hermes and all the other characters never stop dancing, even when their lives are at stake. Sometimes the rest of the universe joins them. In a panoramic shot of Leela and Fry standing on a balcony over looking New New York, the whole cityscape bobs merrily along with the characters. Even the sun is dancing.

You can read the rest of Matt's piece here at Salon.

A critic, journalist and filmmaker, Matt Zoller Seitz is the staff TV columnist for Salon.com and the founder of Press Play.

SIMON SAYS: Of Zen, 3D and donkey penises

SIMON SAYS: Of Zen, 3D and donkey penises

By Simon Abrams
Press Play Contributor

When you buy a ticket for a movie called 3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, you know exactly what you’re paying to see, and the fourth film in the sleazy but popular Hong Kong film series is exactly what it sounds like: over-the-top 3D softcore porn.

As its title suggests, 3-D Sex and Zen is halfway torn between peddling spurious ideas about zen spirituality and delivering oodles of titillating images from the novel The Carnal Prayer Mat. When the filmmakers’ minds are stuck in the gutter, 3-D Sex and Zen is fantastically bizarre and consummately dirty. But on the whole, it’s not much of a film, even if watching a heap of naked Asian women dogpile a man with a donkey penis is indeed a cinematic sight to see.

Though it’s more serious than the series’ preceding entries, 3-D Sex and Zen is very much a sex comedy that infrequently mistakes itself for a serious drama about fidelity and carnal vice. Wei Yangsheng (Hiro Hayama) is a lascivious but dutiful man lucky enough to marry Yuxing (Leni Nam), the woman of his dreams. Though they enjoy just being with each other, the young lovers spend much of their time having sex. Or as much sex as they can have before Wei prematurely climaxes. The fact that they can’t have more than a few seconds’ worth of bliss at a time bothers Wei very much, so he goes on a quest to the Pavilion of Bliss, where he learns that the key to seducing women is having a massive penis. Wei replaces his penis with a donkey one, and beds a harem or two full of women — all for the sake of better pleasing his wife.

Director Christopher Suen makes it perilously easy to ignore the pretext of seriousness to 3-D Sex and Zen’s outlandish series of disproportionate events. Amidst panoramic shots of many much naked women running around and gasping for joy as they’re taken by force, even the threat of rape is a joke. A scene where a woman dies while being raped becomes impossible to take seriously in this context. Her flailing body is violated underneath a writing desk after a bed sheet is inadvertently draped over her head. We know that this scene is supposed to be a tainted form of spectacle because of its pompous, foreboding orchestral score, but it ends with a corny close-up of the attacker’s face, now bathed in a lurid and fittingly cheap-looking red light, making it very easy to dehumanize a male protagonist who was Wei’s idol just moments ago. But hey, isn’t that the kind of cheese you came (no pun intended) to see?

If the answer to that question is, “Well, yes, but…,” just think: as long as you can ignore the film’s half-hearted serious scenes, you can revel in the absurdity of hearing a ghost say, with a straight face, that he had previously decided to possess a woman’s body so he/she could “infiltrate the palace and rape their children.” (“Now I’m on the court’s most wanted list.”) When 3-D Sex and Zen is not goofy, it’s pretty lame, but you probably knew that already….

Simon Abrams is a New York-based freelance arts critic. His film reviews and features have been featured in the Village Voice, Time Out New York, Slant Magazine, The L Magazine, New York Press and Time Out Chicago. He currently writes TV criticism for The Onion AV Club and is a contributing writer at the Comics Journal. His writings on film are collected at the blog, The Extended Cut.

RECAP: RESCUE ME, the series finale

RECAP: RESCUE ME, the series finale

EDITOR'S NOTE: This article contains spoilers for the series finale of Rescue Me. Read at your own risk.

By Matt Zoller Seitz
Press Play Contributor

I don't know who made the decision to sync the end of Rescue Me to the 10th anniversary of 9/11, but it was a bad one, because it guaranteed that an intriguingly relaxed, sometimes brilliant final season got lost amid the din of remembrances. I didn't expect it to end as strongly as it did. The show's saggy middle stretch — approximately Seasons 3 through 6 — was mostly exasperating. Leary and Peter Tolan's firefighter drama had a terrific pugnacious spirit and a what-the-hell, let's-try-it attitude, but it kept succumbing to its worst impulses, to the point where it got lost in its own identity as an "outrageous," "searing," "powerful" drama and just started to seem desperate. How many times would Tommy alienate almost everyone, then make up for it with a spectacular act of heroism? How many horrendous, random deaths and other traumas would he endure before the ghost of NYPD Blue death-cursed hero Andy Sipowicz materialized before him and said, "You win, kiddo — your life is worse"? Six Feet Under, a series that the death-obsessed, ghost-haunted "Rescue Me" occasionally resembled, had the same trouble balancing rude but droll comedy and out-of-nowhere tragedy, and a similar tendency to go grandiose when a more subdued approach might have served better. And yet it, too, rallied in its last year, building toward a finale whose sentiment felt earned.

I bet history's judgment will be mostly kind to the show, though — especially the first two seasons, and this closing stretch. It wasn't always good, and sometimes it wasn't even likable, but it was almost always interesting — sometimes in spite of itself. It wasn't a complacent series; its idea of great drama could be sophomoric, but it had a restless spirit and a determination to push commercial TV content restrictions as far as they would go, no mean feat in the era of TV-MA programming. The last episode of Rescue Me, which aired tonight, didn't showcase that side of the program's identity; if anything it went the other way. I love that they started exactly the way you expected them to start — with a lavish funeral in an immense cathedral — then revealed that it was just a dream and set the surviving characters down a mostly comic road. Road, as in actual thoroughfare: The image of those squabbling survivors jammed together in a car was priceless. And the decision to go out with a cough and a smile (no ashes-in-the-face gag will ever top The Big Lebowski) spoke well of the show's instincts. This wasn't a three-hanky special like the Six Feet closer. But it was almost as satisfying, and in some ways more surprising because of its emphasis on slapstick misfortune rather than dark-night-of-the-soul emoting.

You can read the rest of Matt's piece here at Salon.

A critic, journalist and filmmaker, Matt Zoller Seitz is the staff TV columnist for Salon.com and the founder of Press Play.

Contributor bios

Contributor bios

Matt Zoller Seitz | Founder & Publisher Emeritus

A critic, journalist and filmmaker, Matt Zoller Seitz is the staff TV columnist for Salon.com and a finalist for the Pulitzer prize in criticism. He has worked as a movie critic for The New York Times, New York Press and New Times Newspapers and as a TV critic for The Star-Ledger of Newark. His video essays about Terrence Malick, Oliver Stone, Kathryn Bigelow, Budd Boetticher, Wes Anderson, Clint Eastwood, Michael Mann and other directors can be viewed at the The Museum of the Moving Image web site. Seitz is the founder of The House Next Door, a website devoted to critical writing about popular culture. His book-length conversation with Wes Anderson about his films, titled The Wes Anderson Collection, will be published in fall, 2012 by Abrams Books.

Kevin B. Lee | Editor-In-Chief Emeritus

nullKevin Lee is Editor in Chief of Fandor, a new video on demand website featuring the best of independent and international films. He is also a film critic and award-winning filmmaker. In addition to editing Keyframe, Kevin contributes to film publications and produces online video essays. He also serves as VP of Programming and Education for dGenerate Films, the only specialty distributor of Chinese independent cinema in the U.S. At Fandor’s Keyframe section, he produces unique video content and feature articles providing essential insights on cinema. Kevin is also Vice President of Programming and Education for dGenerate Films, the leading distributor of Chinese films in the U.S. Kevin has written on film for Time Out, Cinema-scope, Cineaste and Senses of Cinema.

 

Ken Cancelosi | Co-Founder & Guy Who Makes The Trains Run On Time

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Ken Cancelosi is a writer and photographer living in Dallas, Texas. He is the co-founder of Press Play.  

 

 

 

Max Winter | Editor-in-Chief

Max Winter has published reviews in The Boston Globe, The San Francisco Chronicle, Time Out New York, Bookforum, and other publications. His first book of poems, The Pictures, was published by Tarpaulin Sky Press in 2007, and his second book was published by Subpress in 2013. He co-edits the press Solid Objects, and he is a Poetry Editor of Fence.

 

 

 

Contributors

Aaron Aradillas

San Antonio-based film critic Aaron Aradillas is a contributor to The House Next Door, a contributor to Moving Image Source, and the host of “Back at Midnight,” an Internet radio program about film and television.

 

Ali Arikan

Ali Arikan is the chief film critic of Dipnot TV, a Turkish news portal and iPad magazine, and one of Roger Ebert’s Far-Flung Correspondents. Ali is also a regular contributor to The House Next Door, Slant Magazine’s official blog. Occasionally, he updates his personal blog Cerebral Mastication. In addition, his writing appears on various film and pop-culture sites on the blogosphere. You can follow his updates on twitter at twitter.com/aliarikan.

 

 

Simon Abrams

Simon Abrams is a New York-based freelance arts critic. His film reviews and features have been featured in the Village Voice, Time Out New York, Slant Magazine, the L Magazine, the New York Press and Time Out Chicago. He currently writes TV criticism for The Onion AV Club and is a contributing writer at the Comics Journal. His writings on film are collected at the blog, Extended Cut.

 

Jason Bellamy

nullJason Bellamy ruminates on cinema at The Cooler and is a regular contributor to Slant Magazine’s The House Next Door, coauthoring The Conversations series with Ed Howard. Follow him on Twitter.

 

 

 

Steven Boone

Steven Boone is a film critic and video essayist for Fandor and Roger Ebert’s Far Flung Correspondents. He writes a column on street life for Capital New York and blogs at Big Media Vandalism.

 

Serena Bramble

Serena Bramble is a rookie film editor whose montage skills are an end result of accumulated years of movie-watching and loving. Serena is currently pursuing a Bachelor’s degree in Teledramatic Arts and Technology from Cal State Monterey Bay. In addition to editing, she also writes on her blog Brief Encounters of the Cinematic Kind.

 

Dave Bunting, Jr.

nullDave Bunting is the co-owner (with his sister and fellow Press Play contributor, Sarah D. Bunting) of King Killer Studios, a popular music rehearsal and performance space in Gowanus, Brooklyn.  He plays guitar and sings in his band, The Stink, and dabbles in photography, video editing, french press coffee, and real estate.  Dave lives in Brooklyn with his wife, son, and sister.

 

 

Sarah D. Bunting

Sarah D. Bunting co-founded Television Without Pity.com, and has
written for Seventeen, New York Magazine, MSNBC.com, Salon, Yahoo!, and others. She’s the chief cook and bottle-washer at TomatoNation.com.

 

 

Nelson Carvajal

nullNelson Carvajal is an independent digital filmmaker, writer and content creator based out of Chicago, Illinois. His digital short films usually contain appropriated content and have screened at such venues as the London Underground Film Festival. Carvajal runs a blog called FREE CINEMA NOW which boasts the tagline: "Liberating Independent Film And Video From A Prehistoric Value System."
You can follow Nelson on Twitter here.
 

 

James Clarke

James Clarke is a British writer — his most recent book being Movie Movements: Films That Changed The World of Cinema (Kamera Books). He has also contributed words to The Rough Guide to Film (Penguin Books) and has written for the magazines Empire, Resurgence and Imagine amongst other titles and outlets (including the British Film Institute’s education department). As a writer his screenstory became the recently produced short-film Chasing Cotards which premiered at the IMAX in London in 2010 and has since enjoyed screenings at a number of American film festivals. You can follow James on Twitter here.

Edward Copeland

Edward Copeland is a former professional journalist and critic whose career got sidelined by multple sclerosis and other medical mishaps. Now, he just writes what he wants to write about and is editor-in-chief of his own blog Edward Copeland on Film where he has many contributors and covers topics besides film including TV, theater, music and books. He still misses George, so he always uses his face to represent him in the blogosphere.

 

Brian Darr

Brian Darr is a San Francisco native who works at a library but spends much of his free time watching, researching and writing about film. Since 2005 he has published a blog on local repertory and festival screenings, called Hell On Frisco Bay. He has contributed articles to Senses Of Cinema, GreenCine, and Keyframe, and is a regular writer for the San Francisco Silent Film Festival and the film editor for First Person Magazine. He’s even dabbled in programming 16mm film and video.

 

Tony Dayoub

nullAtlanta-based freelance writer Tony Dayoub writes about film and television for his blog, Cinema Viewfinder, and reviews DVDs and Blu-rays for Nomad Editions: Wide Screen, a digital weekly. His criticism has also been featured in Slant’s The House Next Door blog, Opposing Views and Blogcritics.org. Follow him on Twitter.
 

 

 

 

Jim Emerson

Jim Emerson is a Seattle-based writer, film critic and online video-maker whose lust for movies has led to experience in many fields, including screenwriting, studio "development hell" and production; editing and post-production; exhibition, promotion, film festival and series programming; features, interviews and criticism for many outlets (in print and on the Internet); and academic study. He is the founding editor of RogerEbert.com (where he also publishes his blog Scanners), was the editor of Microsoft Cinemania, and has been the editorial director of Reel.com and FilmPix.com. Emerson was movie critic for the Orange County Register, and has written for many other publications and web sites including the Knight-Ridder syndicate, Seattle Times, Chicago Sun-Times, The Rocket, Los Angeles Times, Film Comment, Amazon.com, Premiere and KUOW-FM (NPR, Seattle). He has also written and co-written other stuff, like plays and television comedy.

Steven Erickson

Steve Erickson is a freelance writer who lives in New York. He has also made 4 shorts, the most recent one being 2009’s SQUAWK. He writes for Gay city News, Fandor’s blog, the Nashville Scene, Film Comment, the Tribeca Film Festival’s website, The Atlantic website and has written for many other publications.

 

Marilyn Ferdinand

nullMarilyn Ferdinand is founder and a principal of Ferdy on Films and cofounder and a principal of For the Love of Film: The Film Preservation Blogathon, a unique fundraising blogathon now entering its third year. Marilyn has contributed film criticism to Fandor, Time Out Chicago, Wonders in the Dark, and Bright Lights Film Journal. She is a member of the Online Film Critics Society. A Chicago native and lifer, she carries on in the grand journalistic tradition of columnists in her city by using a headshot that reflects a reality long past.

 

 

Ross Freeman

nullRoss Freedman grew up in film, having a father who taught movies and surrounded his life with film. Ross has graduated from the Schuler School of Professional Art and has spent most of his life doing free-lance and professional artwork but his main interest is movies. He resides in Baltimore and has contributed  film pieces to other publications.

 
 

Jose Gallegos

Jose Gallegos is an aspiring filmmaker based in Los Angeles. He received his Bachelors in Cinema/Television Production and French from the University of Southern California, and in the fall he will be attending graduate school at the University of California, Los Angeles, where he will be majoring in Film Studies. His student films can be found on YouTube and you can also follow him on Twitter.

 

 

Louis Godfrey

Louis Godfrey currently lives in Chapel Hill, NC. He is originally from Salt Lake City, UT, where he spent five years reporting on politics and court cases, before turning to writing on film. He also likes cats.

 

Ian Grey

Ian Grey has written, co-written or been a contributor to books on cinema, fine art, fashion, identity politics, music and tragedy. Magazines and newspapers that have his articles include Detroit Metro Times, gothic.net, Icon Magazine, International Musician and Recording World, Lacanian Ink, MusicFilmWeb, New York Post, The Perfect Sound, Salon, Smart Money Magazine, Teeth of the Divine, Venuszine, and Time Out/New York

 

Rowan Kaiser

nullRowan Kaiser is a freelance pop culture critic currently living in the Bay Area. He is a staff writer at The A.V. Club, covering television and literature. He also writes about video games for several different publications, including Joystiq and Paste Magazine. Follow him on Twitter @rowankaiser for unimportant musings on media and extremely important kitten photographs.

 

John Keefer

John Keefer is a writer/director of short films working out of Phoenixville, PA. You can view his work here. You can follow him on twitter here.

 

 

Peter Labuza

nullPeter Labuza is a film writer in New York City originally from Minnesota. He was the former film editor for the Columbia Daily Spectator and has contributed pieces for the CUArts Blog, Film Matters, and MNDialog. He plans to attend graduate school and focus on the history of American film genres. He currently blogs about film at www.labuzamovies.com. You can also follow him on Twitter.

 

Violet LeVoit

Violet LeVoit is a video producer and editor, film critic, and media educator whose film writing has appeared in many publications in the US and UK. She is the author of the short story collection I Am Genghis Cum (Fungasm Press). She lives in Philadelphia.

 

Craig D. Lindsey

Craig D. Lindsey used to have a job, as the film critic and pop-culture columnist for the Raleigh News & Observer. Now, he’s back out there hustling, writing about whatever for Nashville Scene, the Greensboro News & Record, Philadelphia Weekly, the Independent Weekly and other publications. He has a Tumblr blog now (unclecrizzle.tumblr.com). You can also hit him up on Twitter (twitter.com/unclecrizzle).

Deborah Lipp

nullDeborah Lipp is the co-owner of Basket of Kisses, whose motto is "smart discussion about smart television." She is the author of six books, including "The Ultimate James Bond Fan Book."

 

 

 

Kim Morgan

Kim Morgan is a film, music and culture writer. She’s written for numerous outlets including LA Weekly, The Oregonian, The Willamette Week, MSN Movies, Salon, IFC, Entertainment Weekly, GQ and Garage Magazine. She’s guest lectured at Cal State, presented movies at both the Los Angeles and Palm Springs Film Noir Festival and for the New School noir series, and served on the Sundance Film Festival’s short films jury. She’s appeared on AMC, Reelz and in the documentary feature American Grindhouse. She sat in for Roger Ebert, co-hosting Ebert & Roeper and has contributed to his newest show. Most exciting was guest programming for Turner Classic Movies. She’s currently working with Guy Maddin on his “Hauntings” project appearing in three films, two with Udo Kier, and one with a white wolf. Read her at Sunset Gun.

Stephen T. Neave

Born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, Stephen T. Neave is an actor, writer and filmmaker. He acted in Matt Zoller Seitz’s Home and Jared Kupsc’s The Reflecting Pool., and co-wrote, directed and starred in Good Humor, a comedy about an idealistic college graduate who buys an ice cream truck hoping to become a beacon of joy for neighborhood children, only to receive a harsh lesson in the realities of being a small business owner.

 

Robert Nishimura

Robert Nishimura is a Japan-based filmmaker, artist, and freelance designer. Born and raised in Panamá, he then moved to the US, working at the University of Pittsburgh and co-directing Life During Wartime, a short-lived video collective for local television. After fleeing to Japan, he co-founded the Capi Gallery in Western Honshu before becoming a permanent resident. He currently is designing for DVD distributors in Japan and the US, making short and feature films independently, and is a contributing artist for the H.P. France Group and their affiliate companies.
All of his designs can be found at Primolandia Productions and his non-commercial video work is at For Criterion Consideration.

Jonathan Pacheco

Jonathan Pacheco contributes film and theater criticism to The House Next Door and Edward Copeland on Film while only pretending to write on his own site, Bohemian Cinema. In order to eat, he works in the Dallas area as a darn good web developer. Follow him on Twitter, if you like.

Lisa Rosman

Lisa Rosman writes the indieWire film blog New Deal Sally and has reviewed film for Marie Claire, Time Out New York, Salon.com, LA Weekly, Us Weekly, Premiere and Flavorpill.com, where she was film editor for five years. She has also commentated for the Oxygen Channel, TNT, the IFC and NY1. You can follow Lisa on twitter here.

 

 

Paul Rowlands

nullPaul Rowlands writes about film on his website, www.money-into-light.com. He lives in Japan, where he also teaches English. Originally from the UK, he has lived in Japan since 1999. His writing has also appeared in the James Bond journal, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. On his site, he covers films he believes to be misunderstood, under-rated or brilliant, and interviews actors and filmmakers associated with such films.

 

 

 

Steven Santos

Steven Santos is currently a freelance television editor/filmmaker based in New York. He has cut docu-series for cable networks such as MTV, The Travel Channel, The Biography Channel, The Science Channel and Animal Planet. His work can be found at http://www.stevenedits.com. He writes about films at his blog The Fine Cut (http://www.thefinecutblogspot.com). You can also follow him on Twitter (http://twitter.com/#!/stevensantos).

Chris Stangl

Chris Stangl lives, writes, paints, draws comics and drinks coffee in Los Angeles. Besides designing the Press Play logo, he has done sundry artwork for Meltdown Comics, The Steve Allen Theater, the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theatre, musician Old Man Charlie, and illustrated the humor book The Explosexuawesome Career Guide. He blogs on film and television at The Exploding Kinetoscope. Like all native Californians, he comes from Iowa.

Matthias Stork

Matthias Stork is a film scholar-critic from Germany who continues to pursue an academic career at UCLA where he studies film and television. He has an MA in Education with emphasis on American and French literature and film from Goethe University, Frankfurt. He has attended The Cannes film festival twice (2010/2011) as a representitive of Goethe University’s film school and you can read his blog here.

 

Peter Tonguette

Peter Tonguette is the author of Orson Welles Remembered and The Films of James Bridges. He is currently writing a critical study of the films of Peter Bogdanovich for the University Press of Kentucky and editing a collection of interviews with Bogdanovich for the University Press of Mississippi. You can visit Peter’s website here.

 

Masha Tupitsyn

Masha Tupitsyn is the author of LACONIA: 1,200 Tweets on Film (ZerO Books, 2011), Beauty Talk & Monsters, a collection of film-based stories (Semiotext(e) Press, 2007), co-editor of the anthology Life As We Show It: Writing on Film (City Lights, 2009), and the multi-media book Love Dog, forthcoming with Penny-Ante Editions in April, 2013. She is also currently finishing a new collection of essays, Screen to Screen. Her fiction and criticism have appeared or is forthcoming in the anthologies The American Tetralogy (2013), Occupy Wall Street Poetry Anthology (2012), The Encyclopedia Project Volume 2, F-K (2010) and Wreckage of Reason: XXperimental Women Writers Writing in the 21st Century (2008), as well as The White Review, BOMBlog, The New Inquiry, Fence, Bookforum, Berfrois, The Rumpus, Sex Magazine, Two Serious Ladies, Specter Magazine, Boing Boing, Keyframe, Venus Magazine, Animal Shelter, The Fanzine, Make/Shift, Drunken Boat, and San Francisco’s KQED’s The Writer’s Block. She has written video essays on film and culture for Ryeberg Curated Video http://www.ryeberg.com/curated-videos/lost-highway/, which features writers like Mary Gaitskill and Sheila Heti. In 2011, she wrote a radio play for Performa 11, Time for Nothing, the New Visual Art Performance Biennial in conjunction with Frieze Magazine. Her blog is: http://mashatupitsyn.tumblr.com/

NOBODY’S BUSINESS BUT THE TURK’S #3: Of Nostalgia and Other Evils

NOBODY’S BUSINESS BUT THE TURK’S #3: Of Nostalgia and Other Evils

By Ali Arikan
Press Play Contributor

“One reason for Kipling’s power as a good bad poet I have already suggested – his sense of responsibility, which made it possible for him to have a world-view, even though it happened to be a false one. […] Kipling sold out to the British governing class, not financially but emotionally. This warped his political judgement, for the British ruling class were not what he imagined, and it led him into abysses of folly and snobbery, but he gained a corresponding advantage from having at least tried to imagine what action and responsibility are like.”– “Rudyard Kipling,” by George Orwell (1942)

Last weekend, as the worst case of food poisoning I’d ever encountered in my life tore my ass asunder, I sought some semblance of solace in familiarity, and, at a rare moment of lucidity between my regular bouts of hysteria and insentience, I found myself listening to David Bowie’s 1971 magnum opus, Hunky Dory. It is a universally acknowledged truth that the album is one of the chief paradigmatic standards of the musician’s classical period. In the wake of the decidedly heavy guitar sound of the previous year’s somewhat lacking The Man Who Sold the World, Hunky Dory was a surprising yet rapturous non-sequitur, boasting as it did a wide variety of styles, from Ray Davies-esque British Invasion pop (“Kooks”) to proto-symphonic rock (“Life on Mars?”); from folksy glam (“Changes”) to kitschy camp (“Oh! You Pretty Things”). For a brief moment, I was lulled into elation by one of the greatest works of art of the past century.

My dear friend Stephen, an English teacher in China, phoned to check up on me and my rectum, and, for obvious reasons, our conversation on Hunky Dory eventually turned to the 2006 BBC sci-fi/crime drama Life on Mars. I decided to revisit said show for the first time since its debut for a bit of comfort viewing, and Stephen retired to watch J.J. Abrams’ Super 8, despite my advice to the contrary. A scant hour and a half later, my phone rang and it was Steve again, beside himself with agony, and, for the next hour, we cursed nostalgia. We are lonely men.

Super 8 is like E.T. meets Cloverfield meets cholera, at least in aesthetic estimation if not literal form. Admittedly, it’s been a few months since I saw the film, but, was it a hallucination or did the little kid (Joel Courtney), the Elliot surrogate (let’s call him E.S.), actually look a hideous, slobbering alien in the face, have a heart wrenching moment, and say, “Everybody hurts sometimes,” or some such drivel? I’m really hoping it was a hallucination, because when E.S. looked into the eyes of the giant man-eating alien and spouted out an anachronistic, Southern-Californian, wishy-washy aphorism, another pillar of western civilization was obliterated – the pillar marked “Common Sense.” Like a cannibal narcissist with gastric flu, I threw up my hands.

Current pop-cultural zeitgeist (as nebulous a term as that might be) is defined by futile attempts at recreating the delicate ambience of the past. Nostalgia, in all its forms, is the usurper of wit and intelligence. Famously, Super 8 tries to recreate the early-’80s Amblin pictures of Steven Spielberg, specifically E.T., but also Close Encounters of the Third Kind and The Goonies (though I doubt the latter ever boasted the Amblin logo – I could be wrong). The superficial sympathy the film asks the audience grant the man-eating alien (who, let us recall, develops an unbreakable bond with whomever it comes into tactile contact with, which, nonetheless, does not deter it from devouring the fuck out of them, hats, jeans, shoes and all) is illustrative of the ill-informed liberal ethos of the current depoliticized Hollywood mindset: “Just understand the villain’s motives and then it’s okay!” (By the way, I am a liberal, thus, in the previous sentence, “ill-informed” is not a generalization but a particular specificity.)

Instead, what the film reflects is our ideological uncertainty. So deranged is our sense of right and wrong that a man-eating alien has become a monstrous slimy figure of sympathy. Super 8 strives for the nostalgic effect of early Spielberg without committing to any deeper political motives and is emblematic of the depoliticization of popular culture. Abrams tries to recreate childhood memories all the while weaving it around a “modern day” pseudo-fable, but there is nothing to it except for the pyritical sheen of nostalgia. The film doesn’t end up evoking Spielberg as much as it ends up being a pale imitation. Abrams is a skillful technician; he just does not have the heart. I am reminded of Birdy’s (Scarlett Johansson) unsuccessful audition with Carcanogues (Adam Alexi-Malle) in the Coens’ criminally underrated The Man Who Wasn’t There: “I cannot teach her to have a soul. Voyez, monsieur. Look. To play the piano is not about the fingers. We make with the fingers. But the music, monsieur, should come l’interieur, from inside.”

J.J. Abrams lacks the political insight and the aesthetic wherewithal of Steven Spielberg, and instead opts for imitating him in the most superficial manner. What made Kipling stand head and shoulders above his contemporaries, as pinpointed by Orwell in his 1942 essay, was his way with words and verse, yes, but also his dedication to a cause, however blindly it may have been. Similarly, the broken home in Steven Spielberg’s E.T. is a political statement about the shallowness of the post-war nuclear family of the baby boomers, a motif the director still employs with panache (e.g., the destruction of the model “nuclear family” during the nuclear test at the beginning of the latest Indiana Jones flick). Spielberg has subtly remained a political filmmaker through the years, with, for example, the one-two punch of 2005’s War of the Worlds and Munich possibly being the two greatest artistic responses to the 9/11 attacks.

In Super 8 (and, to a certain extent, his Star Trek reboot), J.J. Abrams peddles in nothing but nostalgia, with no hint of incipient sexuality, no political subtext, no social commentary. Of course, the presence of those elements does not automatically mean artistic superiority; if anything, such heavy-handed digressions into “meaning” usually turn a piece of art into a piece of shit. However, Abrams makes such blatant use of both the early ’80s time period and the kids’ ages that one seeks an explanation, and hopes that it is not simply, “Because I thought it would be cool.”

Of course, it did not have to be that way. Abrams could have utilized that era to tug on the heartstrings with nostalgia and all that horse-shit while actually saying something that mattered. And he didn’t have to look too far for inspiration, either. Abrams’ sometimes-partner-in-crime Matt Reeves (and another one of Spielberg’s latter-day protégés) deftly weaves themes as diverse as religion, politics and child abuse in the “coming-of-age” narrative of Let Me In. Out of the godless, Scandinavian Let the Right One In, he recreates a totally American work of art, and neither the ages of the protagonists nor the story’s time period grate; in fact, they reinforce the film’s strengths.

A similar approach is also present in BBC’s Life on Mars, especially in the first series. Of course, the show itself is a throwback to ’70s copper dramas, with sexism, racism and homophobia as commonplace as the three-day work week, the death knell of the trade unions and other depressing pre-Thatcherite minutiae. But the show’s success does not spring from such winks at the audience. Life on Mars is not so much a lamentation of better times gone by, but rather a detailed post-modern study (each episode deals with a separate crime drama trope) of the end of old Britain and the beginning of the new one. To paraphrase old Rudyard, if you can deal with nostalgia and not make nostalgia your aim, you might not be a storyteller, my son, but in this cynical day and age, you’d be halfway there.

Ali Arikan is the chief film critic of Dipnot TV, a Turkish news portal and iPad magazine, and one of Roger Ebert’s Far-Flung Correspondents. Ali is also a regular contributor to The House Next Door, Slant Magazine’s official blog. Occasionally, he updates his personal blog Cerebral Mastication. In addition, his writing appears on various film and pop-culture sites on the blogosphere. You can follow his updates on twitter at twitter.com/aliarikan.